In the print above you see Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer behaving a ribbon cutting during the company’s brand-new store in Bellevue, Washington. Shortly after finishing with a badge, Ballmer proceeded to uproar a store as well as congregation, leaving 17 passed, 6 wounded, as well as a dumbfounded Miley Cyrus wondering if she had done the wisest career decisions. Ballmer was finally subdued by Dave Matthews, who knocked a CEO comatose with an 8-foot bong.

Josh: “I’m the PERSONAL COMPUTER, and I’m going to disaster up your bulb so bad, you’ll urge for death.”
Ben Bowers: “Anyone else want to explain Windows 7 was their thought?”
Chris: “To the cloud cover! With Windows 7 as well as Windows Live, Microsoft can brew as well as compare its CEO’s best faces until it’s means to square together a photo it’s unapproachable to share.”
Ross: “Using a energy of Control-X whilst mobile is only one of the most superpowers Ballmer has and Windows Phone 7 users don’t.”
Darren: “Moments before this tremendous arise, Ballmer begrudgingly confirmed a prompt doubt his loyal intentions to idle a red badge.”
Nilay: “Touch my junk as well as I’ll have you arrested.”
Don: “There can only be a single!”
Vlad: “I adore this company! I adore it so much I’m gonna cut it up into small pieces as well as eat it!”
Joe: “Clearly event organizers hadn’t programmed for each probable puncture.”
Thomas: “Baby Ballmer cuts his own connective tissue thankyouverymuch.”

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The undoctored print, as detected by Chris Ziegler

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