The DOWN PAYMENT bike is the outcome of design-by-committee, Mad Max-style. The name stands for Built of Notorious Deterrents, and although it has a trademark James Bond ejector chair banishment from a seat-tube, a genuine impulse is obviously the Road Warrior.

The start of this pavement-assault-vehicle is odder than the coming. A UK bike insurer asked 800 cyclists what they most hated about cycling, and then addressed these problems in the DOWN PAYMENT. The outcome is lethal.

The bike has a flamethrower to fume any car which gets as well close, the caterpillar-track to understanding with pot-holes, a aforementioned ejector-seat for traffic with thieves as well as the retractable ski-blade for bad continue. It’s obviously impractical, as well as is coincidentally almost matching to a drawings of bikes I did as the seven-year-old.

You can’t buy it, as well as we don’t suggest creation one unless you want to be arrested as shortly as you leave a front backyard. You can, however, buy bike insurance, that will assistance a lot when you have to compensate a healing bills of a not long ago immolated truck-driver.

BOND bicycle boasts ejector seat as well as fire thrower [ETA Insurance]