Welcome to the Engadget Holiday Gift Guide! The team here is well aware of the heartbreaking difficulties of the seasonal shopping experience, and we want to help you sort through the trash and come up wi th the treasures this year. Be low is today’s bevy of hand curated picks, and you can head back to the Gift Guide hub to see the rest of the product guides as they’re added throughout the holiday season.

True smartphones like the Palm Pre, Motorola Droid, and iPhone are all chewing up a majority of wireless mindshare these days, which makes it particularly easy to forget that there’s this huge, vibrant catalog of cool non-smartphone handsets sitting right below them in your favorite carrier’s lineup. They can play music, games, sometimes last for days on a charge (try that with a G1 — we dare you), and often take up just a fraction of the space in your pocket that a more p owerful handset would. They’re not for everyone, but odds are you know a couple folks who fit the featurephone mold, and… well, it is the season of giving, isn’t it? Follow the break for a few of our recommendations.

Note: Looking to give a few smartphones away to friends and family? This particular guide’s all about reg ular cellphones — but don’t wor ry, we’ll be posting our smartphone guide in the not-too-distant future!

Stocking stuffer

LG Neon - The kiddies are really into this “messaging” fad these days, which makes QWERTY devices like the Neon from LG cheap and plentiful on virtually every carrier. What sets the Ne on apart a bit, though, is its touchscreen — you don’t need to slide out the landscape keyboard to dial, because you’ve got an on-screen keypad there when you need it. Unlike most of AT&T’s modern devices, the Neon mopes along at EDGE data speeds — but with that special someone on your list pounding out text message after text message, odds are they won’t much care.

$119.99 (prepaid) - Buy from AT&T

Samsung Behold - Now that the Android-powered Behold II is strutting its stuff, that puts some pressure on the original Behold’s price point — and you, the gift-buying public, wins. With support for T-Mobile’s AWS 3G and a 5 megapixel camera, the Behold still a totally modern, sexy way to put full touch in your loved one’s pocket, and you’ll pay far less for the privilege than you wo uld’ve twelve months ago. The downside? It’s only available in “rose” at the mom ent (we’d call it “pink”), but hey, rose is the new black anyhow.

$79.99 - Buy from T-Mobile

Motorola Clutch i465 - Looks can be deceiving. Take the Clutch from Motorola, for example: press shots make it out to be an industrial design disaster, but it’s actually pretty cute in the flesh — and that pointy keyboard is a good deal more usable than you might think. For push-to-talk fanatics on Boost and Sprint Direct Connect, it’s a solid and cost-effective option, especially if texting is a priority — and these days, isn’t it always?

$99.99 (prepaid) - Buy from Boost Mobile
$39.99 - Buy from Sprint

Oh, you shouldn’t have

Casio G’zOne Rock - Does your life partner, child, or grandmother travel everywhere with a minimum of two carabiners and high-altitude survival gear? The G’zOne Rock was made specifically with the adrenaline-rush lifestyle in m ind, featuring mil-spec 810F compliance for resistance against many of the world’s m ost damning evils — water, dirt, vibration, and the like — plus a bunch of sensors for reporting temperature, magnetic north, and just how “extreme” you are on a 10 scale. Just kidding on that last part, though — obviously, if you ‘re using the Rock, you’re a perfect 10.

$199.99 - Buy from Verizon

Samsung Mythic - Some p eople think a fully-loaded spec list is the way to their heart. Others, though — many others, we suspect — hav e a weakness for a few good curves. For those types, we submit Samsung’s recently-launched Mythic for AT&T, perhaps the best-looking ful l touchscreen Sammy launched in the States to date w ith a 3.3-inch display, a 3.2 megapixel camera, HSDPA, and memory expansion up to 16GB.

$199.99 - Buy from AT&T

Samsung Instinct HD - Here’s a fun ide a: prove your love this holiday season by spending a full quarter of a grand and committing to a two-year contract for one of the most expensive non-smartphone handsets sold in the US today. All kidding aside, the pricey Instinct HD isn’t for everyone, but the one-two punch of HD vi deo out (paired with a 5 megapixel camera) and WiFi is an absolute rarity in the featurephone world — so, if nothing else, at least your lucky recipient will be able to claim a high degree of uniqueness in thei r choi ce of handsets.

$249.99 - Buy from Sprint

We can’t afford the rent now, can we?

LG GD910 - So, the magical Age of the Cellphone Watch is finally now upon us — but it’s all a bit anticlimactic, it turns out, because the devices are insane ly pricey and of limited practical value. If you simply must strap some thing that transmits RF to your recipient’s wrist, though, there’s no way more stylish to do than with LG’s GD910. The lack of GSM 850 (a nd of US 3G altogether) makes American use a tricky proposition, but at least you’ll be able to bla ze a long on those weekly European jaunts.

$1,019.99 - Buy from eXpansys

Mobiado 105GMT - It takes an extraordinarily healthy bank account to buy a limited-function phone that runs into the four figures. It ta kes an even healthier bank account, though, to buy one for your husband, wife, or complete stranger — but hey, if you’ve got the money and they need the ability to track two time zones with mechanical clocks at the same time, Mobiado’s 105GMT is about the only device in the world that fills the bill. It’s available in four exciting finishes, so if you manage to make it past the total plus shipping and tax on the invoice, the hardes t part of this gift mig ht be choosing which one your loved one is going to enj oy the most.

Price varies by model - Buy from Mobiado

Vertu Constellation Ayxta - In the phone world, nothing says “outrageously excessive” quite like Nokia’s UK-based Vertu unit — and inevitably, they’ve got at least one new show of unspeakable wealth every year that we’ll never personally have the opportunity to touch, much less own. This year, that honor goes to the Constellation Ayxta lin e, the company’s fir st clamshell wit h a 3 megapixel camera, 3G, and microSD expansion — not exactly $10,000 spe cs, but then a gain, you can’t put a price on your recipient’s face when they rip open that gold flake wrapping paper, can you?

Price varies by model - Buy from a Nokia flagship store